sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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