and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
why is half of my head shaved?
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