It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She even gives head with a lisp.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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