You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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