windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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