can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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