i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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