I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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