You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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