Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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