sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
as a side note pls kill me
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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