A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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