She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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