Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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