Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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