I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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