so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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