I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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