By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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