I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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