Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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