I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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