She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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