Dual....:-)
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
my god I love twenty year old dicks
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
