She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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