yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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