not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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