I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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