we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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