Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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