is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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