Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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