The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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