it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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