He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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