ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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