3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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