omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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