I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I came so hard my ears popped.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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