if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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