everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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