You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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