You're so nebulous sometimes
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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