How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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