I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
