Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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