Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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