The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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