just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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