We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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