whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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